Bow-chicka-bow-wow

And now ladies and gentlemen…, some HOT parrot on man action:

Or more specifically Kakapo (Strigops habroptila) on man action.

Is that not one of the funniest things you’ve ever seen?

Metal Crocoduck!

Two things I enjoy: Heavy Metal and mocking clueless antievolutionists like Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron.

[Via Pharyngula]

“If Atheists Ruled the World”

And now, a little bittersweet humor.

All the comments in this video are said to be taken verbatim from Christian fundamentalist online discussion boards. I tend to believe that this is true.  Most of it is actually about creationist attacks on evolution.

“Creedocide”, very funny

CREEDOCIDE from Bradford Johansen on Vimeo.

[Via Pharyngula]

Metal Mayhem Map!

I just ran across this over on Forms Most Beautiful. It is a map/flow chart of sorts of heavy metal band names.

I give it four “devil horns” up:

four devil horns

Indeed, “All hail” comedian Doogie Horner for its creation, it rocks!

Vow of Chastity Raffle

117323_FEMALE_CHASTITY_BELT_jpge0c4e3755c80cc379d7a5eb922979ad7To make (not much of) a living I work as a small printing press operator and as you might imagine I’ve printed all sorts of things over the years. Last year we had some raffle tickets come through the shop that amused me (I just found a copy of the tickets I had saved while straightening up my office)

The tickets were for a “Vow of Chastity Raffle Extravaganza“.

This “extravaganza” was put on by a local Christian ministry (no surprise there) to “celebrate” their “vows of celibacy”. Now I find this sort of thing to be rather odd myself and a tad amusing in and of itself, however what was  really funny, at least to me, was one of the things listed as a possible prize to be won in the raffle:

A queen sized bed (in a bag).

Is giving someone who is trying to remain celibate a portable bed really a good idea?

Well I thought it was funny.

Dinosaur song

It makes a number of scientific errors but it’s still fun and kinda catchy.

[Via the Smithsonian’s Tracking Dinosaurs.]

Country science

Normally I absolutely loath country music, but this is gets a pass since it’s a joke (WARNING: NOT WORK SAFE or politically correct).


“Deoxyribonucleic asshole”, that’s great! (Via Pharyngula)

 


So it’s true, Darwin is to blame…

John Wilkins has dared to do what none of us in the evolution defenders camp has had the courage to do. He has faced the TRUTH and systematically documented some of the horrors visited upon world Jewry at the hands of Darwin and his followers from 38CE to the present.

Wilkins you monstrous bastard! How can I live with myself now that I have gazed upon this soul scorching truth about Darwin laid out so irrefutably?

The damned

[Shuffles away from computer sobbing.]

Via Pharyngula