To make (not much of) a living I work as a small printing press operator and as you might imagine I’ve printed all sorts of things over the years. Last year we had some raffle tickets come through the shop that amused me (I just found a copy of the tickets I had saved while straightening up my office)
The tickets were for a “Vow of Chastity Raffle Extravaganza“.
This “extravaganza” was put on by a local Christian ministry (no surprise there) to “celebrate” their “vows of celibacy”. Now I find this sort of thing to be rather odd myself and a tad amusing in and of itself, however what was really funny, at least to me, was one of the things listed as a possible prize to be won in the raffle:
A queen sized bed (in a bag).
Is giving someone who is trying to remain celibate a portable bed really a good idea?
Well I thought it was funny.
A portable *single* bed, maybe. But a *queen-sized* bed? Oh. My.