Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day ye scurvy bilge rats!

This be the likeness of Pirate Queen, Scarlett Harlott, cast yer eyes upon her site or be cursed fer certain!
And now a word from our sponsor Evo-T‘s! [My internet T-shirt shop I use to help cover costs of domain names, maintain my secret antievolutionist fighting lair etc.]
There are a couple of new additions, one serious and the other not so much. First we have a great quote from noted physicist Stephen Hawking:
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. – Stephen Hawking
Perfect! This shirt comes in basic black with white print, in sizes for both men and women.
Next we have an anonymous “so bad, it’s good” biology joke:
Support Bacteria! They’re the only culture some people have.
Come on, you know that’s funny! Now, I command you to go buy one! They come in both men’s (dark green) and women’s (lighter green) sizes, with white print.
As always:
Please, I don’t want a repeat of the last time. Yellow down and gore everywhere (yuck).