Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity – The Onion

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Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity

BERKELEY, CA—Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, biologists at the University of California, Berkeley, presented findings Thursday that confirm God, the Almighty Creator of the Universe, evolved from an ancient chimpanzee deity. [Continue Reading at The Onion]

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One thought on “Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity – The Onion

  1. This makes sense actually as the buyBull describes gawd as being homely, very hairy about the face and body with reddish hair. So they could be on to something here!!!

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