From the getting to know your blog host department:

The metal taskmasters who haunt my nightmares (and pay my mortgage…somewhat). These are the printing presses that I operate at work; an A. B. Dick 9810 (foreground) and a A. B. Dick 9870 w/T-head (background).

Stay in school kids or you could find yourself running beasts like these for twenty years instead of being a paleontologist…

[Update (2-18-2018): I no longer work in printing, rather I am now an insect trapper for the California Dept. of Food and Agriculture.]